The Village Idiot
This is a sample menu and may differ from what's available on the day. Reach out to the restaurant if you have any questions.
Last updated 20 May 2026
BAR SNACKS
BASKET CASE
SALADS
PIZZA
GRILLS
SAUCES
SIDES
PLATTERS - SERVES 4
SWEETS
BAR SNACKS
BASKET CASE
SALADS
PIZZA
GRILLS
SAUCES
SIDES
PLATTERS - SERVES 4
SWEETS
BAR SNACKS
Two roosterkoeke, apricot butter
R 45.00
Dalewood Cheese board, preserves & bread
R 200.00
Richard Bosman charcuterie board, pickles & bread
R 200.00
Chili & lemon marinated kalamata olives
R 60.00
Bowl of biltong
R 85.00
Fried mozzarella sticks, sheba (4)
R 75.00
Chili poppers, ranch (4)
R 85.00
Fried artichokes, aioli
R 65.00
BASKET CASE
Beer-battered hake & chips, tartar sauce
R 165.00
Crumbed calamari & chips, tartar sauce
R 185.00
Wors case scenario
cheese grillers, chips & pickles.
R 150.00
Chip roll
fully loaded with bacon, pickles & cheddar.
R 120.00
Crumbed mushrooms, chips & garlic butter
R 135.00
Hot or Not Chicken wings, chips & pickles
R 150.00
Fryer’s special
samoosas, daltjies, chips & samosa sauce.
R 180.00
Sweet & sticky spare ribs & chips
R 235.00
Chicken sosaties & chips
R 150.00
Sirloin steak strips & chips
R 170.00
Three beef sliders & chips
R 185.00
Three chicken sliders & chips
R 175.00
SALADS
Caesar
anchovy, bacon, croutons & parmesan.
R 110.00
Chunky Greek
no leaves, like it should be.
R 125.00
Chickpea
feta, chili, cucumber & lemon dressing.
R 110.00
PIZZA
Margherita
mozzarella, basil & tomato.
R 100.00
Tropical Pig
bacon, banana & confit garlic.
R 120.00
Gatsby Pepperoni
a slapper, it’s big, plan on sharing.
R 170.00
Bosveld Blues
biltong, blue cheese & green fig.
R 165.00
Veggie Bru
artichoke, olive, tomato & basil pesto.
R 145.00
GRILLS
Includes a Sauce Sides sold seperately
300g Sirloin steak
plankie vleis.
R 175.00
Hans-wors bord
three wors: cheese grillers, pork banger & boerewors.
R 125.00
Sweet & sticky spare ribs
R 180.00
Braai Bord
steak, wors, wings & ribs.
R 425.00
Flame-grilled peri-peri chicken legs
R 135.00
Steak prego roll, fried egg
R 140.00
Boerie burger
double cheddar, pickles & tomato smoor.
R 125.00
Grilled chicken burger
cheddar, lettuce, aioli & pickles.
R 125.00
Vegetarian burger
chickpea & mushroom patty, cheddar, lettuce & tomato smoor.
R 125.00
SAUCES
Peppercorn
R 35.00
Chimichurri
R 25.00
Peri-peri
R 25.00
Café de Paris butter
R 30.00
Tartar Sauce
R 25.00
Ranch
R 25.00
SIDES
Double-fried chips
R 50.00
Cheesy pap & sheba
R 45.00
Mustard-dressed leaves
R 50.00
Sweet potato wedges
R 50.00
PLATTERS - SERVES 4
Cheese & Charcuterie
biltong, olives, bread & pickles.
R 450.00
Vegetarian
mozzarella sticks, crumbed mushrooms, fried artichokes, daltjies, olives & ranch.
R 350.00
Meat
wings, ribs, cheese grillers, chicken sosaties & plankie vleis.
R 700.00
Ocean
fried hake, calamari, tartar sauce, chips & lemon.
R 380.00
Slider
beef & chicken.
R 350.00
SWEETS
Ice cream with chocolate sauce
R 65.00
Deep-fried Snickers bar with ice cream
R 90.00
Cup of cheesecake
R 95.00
Mug of malva pudding with Amarula custard
R 90.00